Anonymous asked: I would love to have a bunch of guys as best friends, they don't take no shit! They aren't bitchy either and know how to take a joke and they would do movie nights! Not to mention, Dorito Tacos. -Sasori you are awesome - Sakura, you are so strong, not just when throwing a punch, but dealing with everything life has put you through. And Akatsuki, make sure you take care of Sakura, over wise you'll get a bunch of haters! D: So, my question is; Sakura and Akatsuki- what do you think of each other?
I think everyone is great, except Tobi. He annoys the hell out of me.
-Sakura
(I can’t even handle myself right now. OH MY GOD. Brought to you by the lovely NarutoMangaAbridged blog. -BizarreSerenity)
Hidan
If you continue to leave your disgustingly filthy boxers on the floor of our room, i will find your wallet and help myself to its contents.
-Kakuzu
Anonymous asked: Sakura, what are you going to do with Sasuke? You've been through so much and then he just drops you into another mess. But I bet your glad that your Aunt knows now about you being in a gang because you won't be keeping so many secrets from her now. And I hope Konan has a speedy recovery and Sasuke gets better too!
I don’t really know what i’m going to do, actually.
Eat some more doritos tacos and fuck shit up, probably.
-Sakura
Anonymous asked: Hey Akatsuki, what are your thoughts on Sasuke's latest betrayal? He just snitched on Sakura, Sort off. What you going to do about it?
I think that Sasuke needs to get his head out of his ass. I can’t really say anything else, though. He’s not my brother or my responsibility.
-Kisame
Red Eye’s little brother just needs to stop being a whiny little emo shit, and move on. It’s getting fucking annoying already.
-Hidan
Poor Sasuke. He must be going through a lot to do something so drastic. I hope he opens his eyes soon; He has friends that love and care for him. He was so cute when he was little.
-Konan
Sasuke needs to stop cutting himself, yeah. It’s fucking stupid. He should find a new hobby, like setting stuff on fire. Or blowing stuff up, yeah. It’s funner and nobody gets hurt! Well, mostly. Yeah.
-Deidara
That little brat needs to keep his mouth shut. OR ELSE.
-Sasori
His shit stupid antics better not cost me any money.
-Kakuzu
If he puts Akatsuki in any more danger, Itachi will have to handle it. I refuse to get myself involved in family matters unless it is absolutely necessary.
-Pein
SASUKE’S JUST A JERKFACE AND HE NEEDS TO WEAR BRIGHTER COLORS AND WATCH MY LITTLE PONY!
-Tobi
This is all rather unfortunate. I hope he feels better. Or else i’m going to fucking eat him.
-Zetsu
I’ll take care of my little brother. That is all you need to know.
-Itachi
Anonymous asked: Hey hidan,are you gay and in a relationship with kakuzu?
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
I WILL FIND YOU, YOU COCK SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
AND I WILL TEAR YOUR LUNGS OUT THROUGH YOUR ASS FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT PENNY PINCHING MOTHER FUCKER!
-Hidan
Anonymous asked: To Dante xP: how's life with akatsuki for a dog??? Xx
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRuf.
-Dante
(I think that means more or less, “Life with the Akatsuki is awesome, people who come in and get tattoos bring treats for me.” -Sakura)
I just saw The Hunger Games
And besides the fact that the movie was fucking excellent this is all I have to say:
DISAPPOINTED GALE IS DISAPPOINTED.
mikume asked: Wow! Dante really has gotten big! Keep growing Dante! Okay, this question is for all of the Akatsuki: What are the Akatsuki members dream jobs?
Dream job? Well i’m pretty sure i’m going to end up running HealHumanity someday, but i kinda want to be a doctor for a awhile….
-Sakura
Job? Why the fuck do i want a job for? I’m fucking rich! but if i had to have a job, i’d be a Priest of Jashin. That shit would be awesome.
-Hidan
A professional terrorist, yeah! Then i’d get paid to blow shit up! Hell yeah!
-Deidara
I want to be a DJ someday. LIke a Housey/Techno/Dubstep/Nerdcore DJ, or a bitchin club promoter.
-Kisame
Someday, i’m going to take over the world and have all of its money.
-Kakuzu
I’m a tattoo artist. WE ALREADY HAVE A JOB, BITCH.
-Zetsu
I think it would be nice to teach origami someday.
-Konan
………
Hn.
-Itachi
Pein didn’t give any sort of answer, sorry.
-Sakura
I’m not exactly sure what i want to do yet.
-Sasori
My cockatiel, Yoshi III. He’s almost ten, and absolutely loves to swear and troll the dog by calling him, only for the dog to find out that it was the bird calling and not me. right now he’s just chilling on my knee.
He’s also a vain little thing and loves posing for the camera. After I took this picture he called me a fucknut.
I love this bird
About me
Wow, this is Tumblr. Tumblr is cool.
But i have no idea what to say for this thing but i'll try.
My name is Sakura Haruno, and i'm a freshman at my aunt's private school, Konoha Academy. It's alright there, i guess. I like skating and indie music, and sometimes i help my roommate with her art projects. She likes to paint a lot.
I don't know what i'm going to use this blog for, but my friend Deidara says i should use it for art and school stuff and Akatsuki stuff so everyone can see how badass we are.
Whatever. The boys will probably use this too, for Akatsuki stuff. lol. i can only imagine what they're going to put on this thing. Probably pictures of what they do to Kisame when he's asleep cause he's such a light sleeper, or maybe a picture of Hidan duct taped to the ceiling. That was funny.
Anyway, follow us or not.
We don't really care.
OCC: Hi there, i'm BizarreSerenity, the author of Freshman, Puppies, Wayward Gangs and Chocolate Liquor. This blog is about the story, and will have some notes from characters, maps of the school, fanart that can be submitted, and other neat stuff. Besides myself, my friend Mika runs this blog, and she'll post stuff too. She's my first Beta.
